// useage is as follows
// <script javascript src="http://www.tw4c.org.uk/trc/random.js"></script>

 rot = new Array(4);

 rot[0] = 'I think it\'s time for a return of the Ptochologists!';
 rot[1] = 'Unlike Facebook status feeds, this box serves no real purpose...';
 rot[2] = 'I\'m randomly generated using Javascript... are you?';
 rot[3] = 'If you like Christian T-Shirts, visit <a href="http://cabbage.twinklebob.co.uk">Cabbage Clothing</a>';
 rot[4] = 'Like blogging, only better!';

 index = Math.floor(Math.random() * rot.length);
 document.write(rot[index]);